Lawnmower Proficiency Testing Venue

Having passed his theory test, Gerald sets off on the new KMSBC Lawnmower Proficiency Test. Candidates must hold a clean driving licence and demonstrate a wilingness and ability to walk in a straight line. The final part of the test involves guessing what the price of petrol will be in a weeks time and manual handling grass clippings into the bins.

(John Warriner, Head greenkeeper issues a statement on X, confirming that no earthworms were harmed during this test, although he admits they may have been a bit anoyed by the noise and vibration).