Who left the lights on?

Over recent years there has been a trend for parents to name their children after expensive luxury items and brands. With this in mind and today's cost of living crisis, it's just a matter of time before the names "Gas" and "Electric" top the popularity tables.... To do our bit for 'progress' we've just had the electricity meter upgraded.... "The Analogue meter is dead, Long live the Smart meter".

In all seriousness, it will hopefully avoid us needing to do battle with the energy supplier every time a meter reading is due. And for the technical bods out there, what do you think about the neatness of the 3-phase wiring layout?.... Answers on a 'postcard', whatever one of those is :-)